Dr. Kitch

I am not a qualified physician
 And I don't want to give this injection
 I am not a qualified physician
 And I don't want to give this injection
 Dorothy is begging for trouble
 She insist I should give her this needle
 But, darling, one thing I want you know
 Don't blame me for where the needle go
 I push it in
 She pull it out
 I push it back
 She start to shout
 Dr Kitch, you're terrible
 I can't stand the size of your needle
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 She lied on in such a position
 It was difficult to give this injection
 She start holding on to the needle
 Making me so uncomfortable
 I said Darling can't you be steady
 I'm going to have it done very shortly
 She said Dr Kitch I am sorry
 But the size of the needle frighten me
 I push it in
 She pull it out
 I push it back
 She start to shout
 Dr Kitch, it's terrible
 I can't stand the size of your needle
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 She still wouldn't lie down quietly
 Constantly moving her body
 So I slap her in the face with vexation
 And I went on giving the injection
 She screamed Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain!
 I don't think you're inside the right vain
 I said It's your own fault you wouldn't be told
 The needle must be stick in the wrong hole
 I push it in
 She pull it out
 I push it back
 She start to shout
 Dr Kitch, it's terrible
 I can't stand the size of your needle
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 I pull it from that hole and start again
 I have the needle now in the right vain
 The needle just gone in half a inch
 The stupid young lady start to clinch
 Suddenly she???
 Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
 I said You little fool what you do
 You talk until the needle breaking you
 I push it in
 She pull it out
 I push it back
 She start to shout
 Dr Kitch, it's terrible