Grim, Grinning Ghosts

When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
 Spooks come out for a swinging wake;
 Happy haunts materialize
 And begin to vocalize,
 Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize.
 Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
 Or a silly spook may sit by your side;
 Shrouded in a daft disguise
 They pretend to terrorize,
 Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize.
 As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
 Spooks arrive for the midnight spree;
 Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
 Start to shriek and harmonize,
 Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize.
 When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
 Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell;
 Restless bones etherialize
 Rise as spooks of every size.
 (maniacal laughter)
 If you would like to join our jamboree
 There's a simple rule that's compulsory:
 Mortals pay a token fee
 Rest in peace, the haunting's free
 So hurry back, we would like your company!