I Predict A Riot

Watching the people get lairy
 It's not very pretty I tell thee
 Walking through town is quite scary
 It's not very sensible either
 A friend of a friend he got beaten
 He looked the wrong way at a policeman
 Would never have happened to Smeaton
 An Old Leodensian
 La... la, la, la, la, la
 Ah... la, la, la, la, la
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I tried to get to my taxi
 The man in a tracksuit attacks me
 He said that he saw it before me
 And wants to get things a bit gory
 Girls scrabble 'round with no clothes on
 To borrow a pound for a condom
 If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
 They're not very sensible
 La... la, la, la, la, la
 Ah... la, la, la, la, la
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 And if there's anybody left in here
 That doesn't want to be out there, oh
 Watching the people get lairy
 It's not very pretty I tell thee
 Walking through town is quite scary
 Not very sensible
 La... la, la, la, la, la
 Ah... la, la, la, la, la
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 And if there's anybody left in here
 That doesn't want to be out there
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot
 I predict a riot