I Wanna Be A Producer

Unhappy, unhappy
 Very unhappy
 Unhappy, unhappy
 Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
 Unhappy, unhappy
 Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy
 I spend my life accounting
 With figures and such
 To what is my life amounting?
 It figures not much
 I have a secret desire
 Hiding deep in my soul
 It sets my heart afire
 To see me in this role
 I wanna be a producer
 With a hit show on Broadway
 I wanna be a producer
 Lunch at Sardi's everyday
 I wanna be a producer
 Sport a top hat and a cane
 I wanna be a producer
 And drive those girls insane
 I wanna be a producer
 And sleep until half past two
 I wanna be a producer
 And say you, you, you-- not you!
 I wanna be a producer
 Wear a tux on opening night
 I wanna be a producer
 And see my name (Leo Bloom) in lights
 He wants to be a producer
 Of a great big Broadway smash
 He wants to be a producer
 Every pocket stuffed with cash
 He wants to be a producer
 Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
 Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Oh! Ow! Yes!
 He wants to be a producer
 With a great big casting couch
 I wanna be! (He wants to be!)
 I wanna be! (He wants to be!)
 I wanna be the greatest, grandest and most fabulous producer in the world!
 (He's got a diamond, a duchess and a duke)
 I just got to be a producer
 Drink champagne until I puke
 (Drink champagne 'til he pukes!)
 I wanna be a producer
 Show the world just what I've got
 I'm gonna put on shows
 That will enthral 'em
 Read my name in Rachel's Column
 I wanna be a producer
 Because it's everything I'm not
 (Unhappy, unhappy)
 I wanna be a producer
 Wait a minute
 Hold everything...
 Hold everything!
 Mr Bialystock was right
 There is a lot more to me than there is to me
 Stop the world...
 I wanna get on!
 I'm gonna be a producer
 (He's gonna be a producer)
 Look out Broadway
 'Cause here I come!