Telephone Man

I rented my apartment
 On a Monday at one
 A-singin' do lolly, lolly
 Shicky bum, shicky bum
 Started movin' in it
 On a Tuesday at two
 A-singin' do lolly, lolly
 Shicky do, shicky do
 Wednesday at three
 I called the phone company, singin'
 Hey baby, put a phone in for me
 Thursday at four
 He came a-knockin' at my door, singin'
 Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
 You just show me where you want it
 And I'll put it where I can
 I can put it in the bedroom
 I can put it in the hall
 I can put it in the bathroom
 I can hang it on the wall
 You can have it with the buzz
 you can have it with the ring
 And if you really want it
 You can have a ding-a-ling
 Because-a hey baby
 I'm your telephone man
 Can you believe that?
 And then he says
 Now when other fellas call ya
 Tell 'em how it all began
 Well, can you imagine?
 My heart began a-thumpin'
 And my mind began to fly
 And I knew I wasn't dealin'
 With no ordinary guy
 So while he was a-talking
 I was thinkin' up my plan
 Then my fingers did the walkin'
 On the telephone man
 Singin hey lolly, lolly
 Hey lolly, lolly
 Hey lolly, lolly
 Get it any way you can
 Right? Ha, ha, ha, so
 I got it in the bedroom
 And I got it in the hall
 And I got it in the bathroom
 And he hung it on the wall
 I got it with a buzz
 And I got it with a ring
 And when he told me
 What my number was
 I got a ding-a-ling
 A-singin hey lolly, lolly
 Hey lolly, lolly
 Hey lolly, lolly
 Just-a doin' my thing
 Ha, ha... I've never done anything
 Like this before