The Skeleton In The Closet

Boy, don't you go in there
 Come outa there, boy
 Don't you know that house is haunted
 (Sung)
 There's an old deserted mansion
 On an old forgotten road
 Where the better ghosts and goblins
 Always hang out.
 One night they threw a party
 In a manner à la mode
 And they cordially invited
 All the gang out
 At a dark bewitchin' hour
 When the fun was loud and hearty
 A notorious wall flower
 Became the life of the party
 Mmm! The spooks were havin' their midnight fling
 The merry makin' was in full swing
 They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance
 When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
 Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee
 A shout rang out from a big banshee
 Amazement was in every ghostly glance
 When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
 All the witches were in stitches
 While his steps made rhythmic thumps
 And they nearly dropped their broomsticks
 When he tried to do the bumps
 You never heard such unearthly laughter
 Such hilarious groans
 When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones