Where Do You Belong?

My momma used to tell me:
 Baby girl, don't ever eat lunch on the John.
 Your mother called you baby girl?
 Singing, ha ha
 So what if all the ducklings think you're ugly?
 It's because they've never seen a swan
 It takes all kind of people who need people
 So find people you can bear
 Go find your group, your herd, your flock
 Come take a walk and answer my small questionnaire
 Which I'll sing to you
 Ahhhh Ahhhh
 Where do you belong?
 Where do you belong?
 Where do you belong?
 Where do you belong?
 You'll be judged on sight
 And made to fit
 So find a clique and stick with it
 Say, where do you belong?
 Let's take a walk in the cafeteria, shall we?
 I'll show you the world as I see it
 Varsity jocks and JV jocks
 Will throw you in a locker if you say "Hello"
 The rich stoners hate the gangster whites
 Though they're all smoking the same oregano
 Here's the sexually active band geeks
 I've got two words for you
 'Embouchure' and 'Ew'
 And if you like blowing and fingering
 This is the group for you!
 Back me up, show choir!
 Cady, where do you belong
 Where do you belong?
 We're dying to tell you
 We all get a box and that's where we go
 It's stifling but at least you know
 So, where do you belong?
 We're dying to tell ya
 We're dying to
 We're dying to
 We're dying to
 There's girls who eat their feelings
 And girls who don't eat
 I like eating birthday cake around them
 Makes them crazy
 Debate team
 And dance team
 They like to compete
 And if they don't win
 Their parents ground them
 Who's this?
 Darling that's the mathletes
 Cool!
 Joining them is social suicide
 It's all college applications
 And Doctor Who quotations
 They wear their awkwardness with stubborn pride
 This is my dance break
 Where do you belong
 Where do you belong
 Where do you belong
 Where do you belong
 You'll be judged on sight, voted in and out
 'Cause that's what high school's all about
 Where do you belong
 But who is at this table?
 Why it's Janis!
 And Damian too!
 Ohh
 We're not exactly joiners
 But we'll be good friends to you
 And our friendship means you can skip
 The geeks and the freaks and the peaking too soon
 The strivers and survivors just waiting for June
 The Junior achievers
 The Christian Believers
 The tall flowering wallflowers, bending on steamers
 Forget this fuss
 And stall with us
 Come to lunch
 And sit with us
 Okay?
 Yes!
 Sit with us!
 Here's where you belong!
 Here's where you belong!
 Here's where you belong!
 Here's where you belong!
 Here's where you belong!
 Here's where you belong!
 You need protection with pizazz
 And helping hands
 That also jazz!
 Here's where you belong
 Stay here
 Okay, I'm staying!
 Yeah, here's where you belong!
 Hey Cady, this is where you fit
 Hey Cady, this is where you sit
 Here's where you belong!