His Cheeseburger

And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt
 The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out
 And sings a love song
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 He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger
 And I might like a milkshake as well"
 She said to him, "I can't give you either"
 And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
 She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now
 But we open tomorrow at ten"
 He said, "I am extremely hungry
 But I guess I can wait until then"
 'Cause you're his cheeseburger
 His yummy cheeseburger
 He'll wait for you, yeah
 He'll wait for you
 Oh, you are his cheeseburger
 His tasty cheeseburger
 He'll wait for you
 Oh, he will wait for you
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 He stayed at the drive-through 'til sunrise
 He may have dozed off once or twice
 When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
 Bacon and Eggs for half price
 How could he resist such an offer?
 He really needed something to munch
 Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
 (Don't get angry)
 He'll eat and be back here for lunch
 'Cause you're his cheeseburger
 His precious cheeseburger
 Be back for you
 He'll be back for you
 Won't be so long cheeseburger
 Oh, lovely cheeseburger
 Be back for you
 Oh, he'll be back for you
 Because he loves you cheeseburger
 With all his heart
 And there ain't nothin' gonna tear
 You two apart
 And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
 He would get down on his hands and knees
 To see if someone accidentally dropped
 Some cheese in the dirt
 And he would wash it off for you
 Wipe it off for you
 Clean that dirty cheese off
 Just for you
 You are his cheeseburger