I'm Bad

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad
 I'm bad when I was born, I'd be badder when I die
 I'm bad when I am sober, I'm badder when I'm high
 I'm bad when I feel good, I'm bad when I'm blue
 I'm bad to myself, so I'll be bad to you
 So I'll be bad to you
 I should've been good, look at the trouble I've had
 I would if I could, but I'm just bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad
 I'm bad, and I'm alive, I'll be badder when I'm dead
 I'm bad in my body, man, I'm badder in the head
 I'm bad in the bed
 Something wrong from the start
 Guilt in my mind, evil in my heart
 Evil in my heart
 I don't need to be happy, I don't care if I'm sad
 I don't care about nothin'
 'Cause I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad
 Don't lend me a dollar, don't lend me a dime
 Don't lend me your wife, she'll have a good time
 I'm bad in my car, I'm badder when I'm home
 I'm bad when I'm with you, and I'm badder all alone
 I'm a low down worm, I'm a conquering worm
 I'm a bloodsucking worm, I'm a slime baitin' worm
 I'll put you on the hook and I'll watch you squirm
 I could never learn any young Turk's new tricks
 I could never learn not to kick against the pricks
 Things go bad to worse, sometimes it makes me glad
 I was born under the curse of being
 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad
 Don't lend me a dollar, don't lend me a dime
 Don't lend me your wife, she'll have a good time
 Don't lend me a 20, don't lend me a ten
 If you lend me a hundred, you'll never see me again
 What I would do, these are the very things I don't do
 And what I would not do, those are the things that I do
 Who shall deliver from this body of death
 It's not Mohammed and it's not Seth
 I tried to be happy and it only made me sad
 I wanted to be good, but I'm just bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 What I would do, these are the very things I don't do
 And what I would not do, those are the things that I do
 Who shall deliver from this body of death
 It's not Mohammed and it's not Seth
 And I tried to be happy, and it only made me sad
 I wanted to be good, but I'm just bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 What I would do, these are the very things I don't do
 And what I would not do, those are the things that I do
 Who shall deliver from this body of death
 It's not Mohammed and it's not Seth
 And I tried to be happy, and it only made me sad
 I wanted to be good, but I'm just bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
 Bad, bad, bad, bad