Hey Matt

Hey Matt, hey Matt
 Here's the thing
 You know I love writing songs but I can't sing
 Need a little advice or something
 Just a couple of pointers so I gave Matt a ring
 I don't want to waste your time
 I'm sure your on the road, driving all night
 But Matt I could use some advice
 Cause I've been off key, all my life
 It's time I learned to sing, that's why I'm giving you a ring
 Hey Walt, hey Walt
 Here's the deal
 If you sing too high it's got no appeal
 If you sing too low it don't sound real
 So close your eyes, Walt, and sing what you feel
 You know Walt,
 I've got a little exercise we could try, repeat after me
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
 And Walt don't waste your time, singing about love and lonely nights
 Cause no one's gonna pay a dime to stand line to hear you whine
 You gotta sing something new
 Just try to keep it in tune
 Lord knows that's all I do
 Hey Matt, I guess that's all
 You know I really appreciate you taking my call
 For helping me out with my singing and all
 You know Matt, you've got a very special voice
 I admit, for this song, you weren't my first choice
 You see Matt I tried to get Randy Newman
 Randy Newman never actually responded
 Thanks for stepping in Matt, it really means a lot
 Thanks Matt
 *No problem, Walt, you really ask Randy Newman to sing in the song?*
 Yeah I did actually
 *That would have been awesome*
 Yeah I know
 *Why didn't he do it?*
 I don't really know,
 I'm thinking maybe he thought my
 organ playing was too flashy or something
 I don't know, or maybe he's not into hand-claps, you know
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
 *My fault, Walt, went too high, down*
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,