Quarantine Boogie (Loco)

I was feeling weird
 I had a half-assed beard
 As I'd just about cleared a month of quarantine
 Been locked inside
 With my kids and my bride
 And a shrinking supply of dried kidney beans
 Two kids I'm home teachin'
 In a home I been bleachin'
 With a marriage that's screeching to a grinding halt
 My savings got erased
 I can't touch my face
 And the only place I feel safe is in a webinar
 Yeah I've gone a bit LOCO
 Spent the morning Cloroxing my last can of Budweiser
 Yeah I've gone a bit loco
 I spent the afternoon sanitizing my hand sanitizer
 I tried meditation
 But it led to frustration
 And vivid visualizations of the end of days
 So i tried learning karate
 Signed up for online pilates
 But when your life's in the potty it's hard to concentrate
 So now I'm sitting here
 Scratchin' my beard
 But all this existential fear has set my stomach off
 And the main side effect
 Of all this time to reflect
 Is we've gone through every last speck of Charmin extra soft
 Cuz I'm going a bit LOCO
 I clicked on the wrong house party link and started some family drama
 Yeah I'm going a bit LOCO
 Just watched some guy from death cab
 for cutie do a concert in his pajamas
 But the birds still sing
 And the bees still sting
 And I still refuse to watch Tiger King
 But I'm going a bit LOCO
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