The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)

It's a song about girl the next door
 Love the girl next door
 The world's next door
 They see her- everybody melts
 She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else
 It's a song is a song about the girl who sings
 And every time you hear her sing
 She sings for you
 And you alone
 And every other guy you know
 She loves you back
 She says she's with it
 Loves you back
 But wait a minute
 All along she loved ya back
 Enough to put a dagger in it
 (Cause) This is a song about girl the next door
 I love the girl next door
 The world's next door
 They see her- everybody melts
 She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else
 It's like a fairy tale!
 About little chickenhead
 Thought the sky was falling
 So she kicked it sick in bed
 I came calling (she pretended she was dead)
 Feeling she was healing but the ceiling fell instead!
 You feel stellar in your skeleton?
 Tell a guy you fell for him then tell him he's irrelevant?
 It's evident you think you're helen of troy
 But you're hell in a handbasket
 Hell of a coy little cruella de vil
 If it's fitting you fill in
 Another filthy felony with every fella you thrill
 You're cellophane
 But there's a spell on us still
 A man goes window shopping
 And you sell him the sill
 You give an illness that isn't a silly pill or some silvery penicillin
 Or pity gonna fulfill and so willing my pen is spilling I'm drilling my point until
 The pen point's dull
 The end point's still
 In sight, I'm inside, I'm insisting
 Get wise and quit with lip synching
 In christ you entice the quick kissing
 Rise in a bathtub full of ice with a rib missing
 It's been decided
 You can lie, but you can't hide it behind your eyelids
 I provided rhymes and had to plan a hybrid
 With the man that led this band who might have liked you more than I did
 Or maybe as much
 Cause baby that's what
 Make me want to laugh
 Just, breaks me right in half cause
 It really adds up
 Dwelling on this sad stuff
 Cellibacy mad sucks
 When everybody tapped once
 Including a best friend
 Then one of my roommates
 You said it was just then
 But shit it was too late
 So what's your group rate
 Cause we've waiting our turn
 To watch you eat your words
 And catch some heartburn
 (Here!) is where you would have sung the verse
 (Here!) is where you'd have to catch you breath
 (Here!) is where you might forget the words
 (Haha) that where you'd laugh to fill the rest
 (Here!) is where you'd hit another high note
 (Here!) is where you'd make it pretty, shit if I don't
 (Here!) is where we'd really try to be friends
 Funny how the shallow girls end up off the deep end
 (First) I met your ass last year
 First day of class, you were mad sincere
 (Then) you went and chose my friend for benefits
 (Then) he did the same and said it was the end of it
 (Then) funny thing, I got up on the TV
 (Then) coincidentally you said you'd like to see me
 (Then) you stood me up on just our second date
 Out with mister music
 (Then) you used him for a your serenade