Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flying across the desert in a TWA
 I saw a woman walking across the sand
 She been a walkin' thirty miles en route to L.A.
 To get a brown eyed handsome man
 Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
 Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
 She had the world in the palm of her hand
 But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
 To get a brown eyed handsome man
 She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
 Way back in history three thousand years
 Back every since the world began
 Been a lot of good women shed a tear
 For a brown eyed handsome man
 That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man
 Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
 Between a doctor and a lawyer man
 Mama told her daughter go out and find yourself
 A brown eyed handsome man
 Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man
 Arrested on charges of unemployment
 He was sitting in the witness stand
 The judge's wife called up the district attorney
 Said you free that brown eyed man
 You want your job you better free that brown eyed man
 Way back in history three thousand years
 Back every since the world began
 Been a lot of good women shed a tear
 For a brown eyed handsome man
 That's what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man