Perfect Situation

What's the deal with my brain?
 Why am I so obviously insane?
 In a perfect situation
 I let love down the drain
 There's the pitch, slow and straight
 All I have to do is swing
 And I'm the hero
 But I'm the zero
 Hungry nights, once again
 Now it's getting unbelievable
 'Cause I could not have it better
 But I just can't get no play
 From the girls, all around
 As they search the night for someone to hold onto
 I just pass through
 Singing
 Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa
 Singing
 Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa
 Get your hands off the girl
 Can't you see that she belongs to me?
 And I don't appreciate this excess company
 Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
 And so she starts to wander
 Can you blame her?
 Singing
 Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa
 Singing
 Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa
 Tell me there's a logic out there
 Leading me to better prepare
 For the day that something really special might come
 Tell me there's some hope for me
 I don't wanna be lonely
 For the rest of my days on the earth, oh
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 Oh ho, ho ho, oh ho whoa
 Singing
 Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho whoa
 Singing
 Oh ho, whoa oh
 Whoa oh oh, whoa, whoa oh
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
 (Perfect situation)
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
 (Perfect situation)
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
 Whoa oh oh
 Perfect situation