Don't Wear Those Shoes

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
 You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
 And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
 Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy
 But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
 Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
 You can spend my money, you can waste my time
 Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
 Don't wear those shoes
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 It's alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night
 I suppose you can lick the middles out of my Oreos
 Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
 And you know I'd do anything to please you
 But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
 Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
 You can spit in my face if you're so inclined
 Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
 Oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
 I said oh no, oh no, oh no, please don't wear those
 Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
 Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
 You can even shove a six inch railroad spike through my head
 I can learn to live with that
 But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
 Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
 You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
 Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those
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 I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
 I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
 You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
 But baby, please don't wear those shoes
 You can make me an offer I can't refuse
 But darling, please don't wear those shoes
 You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
 But honey, please don't wear those shoes
 You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news
 But please, please don't wear those shoes
 I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
 I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
 I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes