Bad Breath

Don't ever complain about nothin'
 Before we can walk we all gotta crawl
 Halitosis is a word I never could spell
 But bad breath is better than no breath at all
 It's okay to say "Hello" to me
 But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall
 And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall
 'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all
 I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
 I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
 The closer we get, you'll have to agree
 That bad breath is better than no breath at all
 I been talkin' to the man in the mirror
 And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol
 But it's better I guess than starvin' to death
 And bad breath is better than no breath at all
 I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
 I'm feelin' a thousand feet tall
 The closer we get, you'll have to agree
 That bad breath is better than no breath at all
 Yeah, bad breath is better than no breath at all