Heaven Is Closed

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am
 So many people, well, it sure is lonely
 But who even gives a damn?
 I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"
 But there ain't nobody around
 Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am
 Heaven left for California on a midnight plane
 Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely
 For reasons that's hard to explain
 Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell
 And each one are both the same thing?
 Well, I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for
 And that hell treats us both just the same
 Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am
 So many people, well, it sure is lonely
 But who even gives a damn?
 I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"
 But there ain't nobody around
 Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am
 Let's burn one for those still livin' in hell
 Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven
 Burn one for everyone in the whole world
 And anyone stuck in-between
 Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am
 So many people, well, it sure is lonely
 But who even gives a damn?
 I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"
 But there ain't nobody around
 Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am
 Yeah, heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded
 So I think I'll just stay where I am