Hello From Eau Claire

I know it's dumb to say that you are on my mind
 I know it's stupid to dream that you might think of me as a man
 I can loose my own tie knot
 I can button up my own pants
 I can buy my own cigarettes
 I can pluck my own moustache
 I read it's lame to wish that you won't walk out on me
 I'm not embarrassed to sing, plainly, the words "love" and your name
 I can pay all my own bills
 I can unroll my own tights
 I can untuck all I have to untuck
 I can weep through my own midnights
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 I can loose my own tie knot
 I can button up my own pants
 I can buy my own cigarettes
 I can pluck my own moustache
 I can pay all my own debts
 I can rip off my own tights
 I can humiliate myself to your face
 I can weep through my own midnights