Yellow Raspberry

No one will eat him
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 Yellow raspberry
 
 Perched on top of the thorn bush
 Up high and ugly
 Up high and weird
 This minute 20 years ago
 Your hair looked just as bad
 Talking nonstop to a little rubber pixie
 What has changed when you tell your doll hello?
 More indignant, less recognizable
 You became a bag lady's son
 Beating off nonstop
 To the escort pages
 What has changed as you tell your cross hello?
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 You left with some money
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 More self-righteous, less hopeful
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 Up high and ugly, up high and eugh!
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 This minute, twenty seconds ago
 Your face looks just as dumb
 Singing nonsense to your voicemail
 What has changed as you tell your cactus hello?
 More fixated, less relief
 You became a faggot dressed like a bunny
 Beating off nonstop to the escort pages
 What has changed as you tell the mirror hello?