Crooked Teeth

If two fill-ups is all it costs, I guess I'll make the drive
 Down past the Texas line to make sure he's not alive
 Dumped him off of a river bridge in the Fall of '84
 Word got around that he climbed out of that muddy red river floor
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 I lost my bride to the finest man, she claims to have ever known
 When she got to the parking lot, his knees were already blown
 Love is such a mighty drug, a mightier disease
 Bet he misses her
 Floatin' past the barge with one eye and crooked teeth
 One eye and crooked teeth
 One eye and crooked teeth
 One eye and crooked teeth
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 Your crooked teeth been floatin' and my ladies resting fine
 Seven miles out of Bismark, next to backin' all the lines
 I laid her down so softly, and so kindly reassured
 Lovin' ain't for tamin' a disease that can't be cured
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 And I would ride through Colorado on a rocky stretch of road
 With no one who loves me as far as telephone poles go
 I wish I was a trusted man, but a trusted man is weak
 The only thing worth trusting is some brass through crooked teeth
 Some brass through crooked teeth
 Some brass through crooked teeth
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 Your crooked teeth been floatin' and my ladies resting fine
 Seven miles out of Bismark, next to backin' all the lines
 I laid her down so softly, and so kindly reassured
 Lovin' ain't for tamin' a disease that can't be cured
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 I lost my bride to the finest man, she claims to have ever known
 When she got to the parking lot, his knees were already blown
 Love is such a mighty drug, a mightier disease
 Bet he misses her
 Floatin' past the barge with one eye and crooked teeth