99 Bottles

On a day hot enough to make the Devil cuss
 I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dust
 Barkeep asked me what'll it be?
 I said whatcha got? He said well let's see, we got
 Lone star, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock
 Moose Drool, O'Doul's, Hefeweizen, Ziegenbock,
 Keystone, Coors Light, 'course we got Red Stripe
 Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can,
 Michelob, Miller Light, Guiness by the pint glass
 Doppelbock Lager, take a swaller 'cause it's goin' fast
 Oatmeal stout and a lot of Leinenkugel's
 Open up your wallet, no time to be frugal there's
 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 99 bottles of beer
 Take one down, pass it around
 98 bottles of beer on the wall
 Well needless to say I was pretty impressed
 As he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest
 I said, Not bad for a hole in the wall
 Barkeep grinned, said That ain't all, we got
 Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with a twist top
 Dos Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if yer Aussie
 Bud Light in the new Zane Williams coozie
 A dozen wheat beers on tap if you're choosy, got
 Heineken, Killian's, Labatt's and Beck's
 Ice cold na with the limes in the necks
 Yuengling chilling with the Old Milwaukee's best
 Sam Adams and that ain't even half of the rest of them
 98 bottles of beer on the wall
 98 bottles of beer
 Take one down, pass it around
 97 bottles of beer on the wall
 Well I settled down with my favorite brew
 I ordered me another and before I knew
 It was 2 AM and I was under a table
 Bein' choked by a dude that smelled like a stable
 And finally I was able to throw him through the screen door
 Pick up my hat off the hardwood floor
 Get on back to the barkeep's daughter who was
 Puttin' "Pop a Top" on the jukebox, dancin' non-stop
 And sippin' on a beer that I bought her
 We were drinkin' it like it was water
 There were cowgirls everywhere wearin' their
 Pretty hair down to their derriere and there were
 2 more bottles of beer on the wall
 2 more bottles of beer
 Took one down and passed it around
 1 more bottle of beer on the wall
 1 more bottle of beer on the wall
 1 more bottle of beer
 We raised it up high and drained it dry and there were
 No more bottles of beer on the wall
 So we started on the
 Cuervo, Bacardi Gold, margaritas, straight tequila
 Jim Beam, George Dickel, then we wet our whistle with a
 Single malt scotch, peach schnapps in a jello shot
 Captain Morgan, pour some more of them
 Cider Sliders, Flyin' Tigers
 Dr Pepper for the designated drivers
 Everclear, Absolut and Amaretto
 I don't remember much but I never will forget those
 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 99 bottles of beer
 There ain't nothin' finer than an ice-cold Shiner and
 99 bottles of beer on the wall