Serrated Spoon

I'll pick little parts of you
 out with a serrated spoon
 I'll fill jars with formaldehyde
 and keep those parts of you inside
 I'll make cards detailing each
 a museum of your abnormalities
 I'll build shelves for safekeeping
 I'll build a room and a building
 People will read about it in magazines
 and come to see it with their families
 for admission I will charge a fee
 A line will form way down the street
 Parents will shield their children's eyes
 by scientists ill be idolized
 (CHORUS)
 I want to know you just like this forever
 I never ever want to know you any better
 I don't want to find out what its like to have you
 cause then I'll have to find out what you're like to lose
 I'll expect so much of you
 more than any one person can do
 There are things about you that I will see
 that I'll hate because they're much like me
 I'll set you up to fail I will
 but when you do I'll love you still
 The museum will fail and wreck my fame
 and of course its you that I will blame
 You're extraordinary blemishes,
 the worst as gruesome as it is,
 is not as ugly as it should be
 You're just no good for anything
 CHORUS
 I don't have a good excuse
 for the spiteful things i say to you
 Every time that I open my mouth
 there's something rotten waiting to come out
 I think nice things all the time
 but the mean ones always cut in line