S.I.M.P. (Squirrels in My Pants)

(There are squirrels in my pants)
 Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 S to the I to the M to the P
 Then maybe you can be movin' like me
 Step right over and watch me put it down
 (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
 Step right over and watch me put it
 S to the I to the M to the P
 Who you got back and waterin' your plants?
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 How can I qualify for government grants?
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 Got an Aunt Florance living in France
 She can't see the (squirrels in my pants)
 Step right over and watch me put it down
 (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
 Step right over and watch me put it
 S to the I to the M to the P
 If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants
 S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
 Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie
 Baby you don't need an academic degree
 Everybody's smellin' my potpourri
 S to the I to the M to the P
 Step right over and watch me put it down
 (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
 Step right over and watch me put it down, down on the ground
 'Cause you know I got it goin' on
 S to the I to the M to the P
 S to the I to the M to the P
 If your pockets are empty, get a cash advance
 (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
 If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants
 If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance
 Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants
 Ain't about love, ain't about romance, I got squirrels in my pants