Prayer of the Comfort Counselor

I'm sorry, you missed the silent Q
 My friend, you will be missed
 But now go with dignity
 This ends but first on our list
 You can go with pride
 You've been the best looking dude we've had all day
 You're a real smart dude as well
 Now go home and spell
 Give a squeeze of affection
 Come on, make a connection
 Spell with patience and care
 That, dude, is my prayer
 Goodbye (Goodbye)
 Goodbye (Goodbye)
 Goodbye, goodbye (Goodbye)
 Goodbye (Goodbye)
 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
 Goodbye
 Oh, all you need is strength to pretend it's no big deal
 Try to look like you don't care
 Try not to cry, Lord, in front of a brother
 Don't embarrass your mother
 Not your mother!
 Make your exit with care
 That is my prayer
 Goodbye, goodbye
 Goodbye, goodbye
 Bye, bye, bye, whomever
 Goodbye, goodbye
 Goodbye, goodbye
 Good, bye, good, bye
 Good, bye, good
 Good-
 -Bye
 Whomever!
 Goodbye!