Merry Fistmas

It's that time of the year
 How U're doing Merry Christmas
 All the same bullshit
 Year after year
 Everyone sits on the couch
 Smiling and nodding
 I don't know what to say
 I'm gonna go get a drink (Let's go get drunk!)
 Merry Fistmas and a crappy new year
 To all of you and especially my family
 Everyone is throwing punches
 Everyone is throwing food all over the place
 Grandma bought me a pyjama
 I said to her "hey old lady don't you know I'm 25?" (Pink? You're kidding me?)
 Here comes the veteran "Hey kid watch your mouth!
 Don't make me take off my belt!"
 Here's to another crappy Christmas
 Merry Fistmas and a crappy new year
 To all of you and especially my family
 Everyone is throwing punches
 Everyone is throwing food all over the place
 Now it's almost midnight
 Everyone is asleep or completely drunk
 I open the door carefully
 So long, see you never
 Jingle jingle jingle bells
 Jingle jingle jingle bells
 Me me me me merry Christmas
 Me me me me merry
 Oh Christmas...
 Merry Fistmas and a crappy new year (Another crappy new year)
 To all of you and especially my family
 Everyone is throwing punches
 Everyone is throwing food all over the place
 Merry Fistmas and a crappy new year (Another crappy new year)
 To all of you and especially my family (Let's go get drunk)
 Everyone is throwing punches
 Everyone is throwing food (Another crappy new year) all over the place
 All over, all over, all over the place
 Merry Fistmas... sucker!