Audi 5000

I once knew a bitch named Mercedes Benz
 Her and Lexus wanted to sex me and all my friends
 Damb, You want it, You got it Toyota
 I gave Impala a holla because he's got the Mota
 About a pound and so we rolled slow
 Plus I kept my Eyes out for Five Point O
 We got to the pad about MR2,
 I said I've never met a Jetta that was fly as you
 Lexus, She was heavy as a Chevy, but it aint no thang
 Because we gang bang, rode 'em like a Mustang
 And I'm thinking that you got my point, I told Impala
 To roll up a Corrola Joint, and then I passed out
 She said I doesn't want to trouble you
 But BMW is home now, and so you asked out
 And my heart started pounding I'm out the back window
 Peace homegirls but I'm Audi 5000
 Dropped monte carlos, L' Dogs (?) and Caddy Coupes
 I got a friend named Alfa Romero
 Who rolled a Fiero with a girl named Camaro
 And he calls her his Sidekick
 But the bitch is so fly that he gotta have a big dick
 We all jetted in the Jetta
 Then we got harrassed by a cop named Berreta
 He pulled us ova in a fucked up Nova
 Then we saw my homie roll right by his name is Range Rover
 He swoop on the Trooper, He's tight with the mob
 And then he made the One-Time stop
 Peace homie thanks and I'll see ya
 Then I got a page from my bitch Carmen Gia
 "Come and pick me up" so, I go through the city
 I'm 'bout to get some ass and a hole lot of tittie
 I got to her pad, and Yo!, I started pounding
 I'd like to tell you more homeboy but I'm Audi 5000.
 I partied with this oriental girl named Hundai
 Who kicks it with this japanese bitch they call Samurai
 I headed to the liquor store, Word!
 I got a fith of Surburban and some Thunderbird
 I said I'll be right back, then I saw a friend who's a pimp
 Big and black we called him Caddilac
 Just to tease I told my nigga freeze
 He drove a Lamborghini that cost 300 Z's
 And lets jet out to club pantera
 Hatchbacks kicking it and so was Fiera
 And it sounded like a switch,
 I got to the club and met a snobby ass bitch
 Who said I was the voice she said I was the choice
 And could I please give a little bit to Ms. Royce Royce
 Silk sheets and my hips they were pounding
 Then I got the fuck out of Dodge, 'Cause I was Audi 5000