I'm So Depressed

You know they gonna stop making them King size cigarettes
 And start making the Queen size because it's got a bigger butt
 D'you know why Elephants don't smoke?
 Because they can't get their butts in the ashtray
 I know a boy who took his girl out on the county road the other day
 Stopped his car and took his key out
 Says to his gal: "now you gonna be like a Camel, and walk a mile, like a Chesterfield that satisfies"
 She says "depends on whether it's a king size or regular Daddy"
 I was born during the hard depression day
 Oh, my Lord
 In July, in South Georgia
 Where the sun was hot in a blaze
 My folk was share cropper
 At the end of the year, we had nothing
 We had nothing, we had nothing but grasshoppers
 Looking back over my life
 Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
 Help me, somebody, I need some rest
 Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
 Every boy needs a girl
 Every girl needs a boy
 I'm a boy so full of love
 I have no one to hold my hand
 Tell me how long must I wander
 Tell me how long must I cry
 Will there be someone, someone to wipe
 Dry the tear from my eye
 Come on baby, rub my head
 Rub my head while I lay down in my bed
 Kiss, kiss me, kiss me, baby
 'Til I feel alright, 'til I feel alright
 Hey, hey
 Hey, hey
 Oh, looking back over my life
 Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
 Help me, somebody, I need some rest
 Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed
 Oh, Lord, I'm so depressed