Down at the Midnight Rectory

Down, down, down at the midnight rectory
 We jiggle juice frisking under the marquee
 The peacocks are strutting behind velvet rope
 Sipping away on their heavenly dope
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 Down, down, down at the midnight rectory!
 We jiggle juice frisking under the marquee!
 The peacocks are strutting behind velvet rope
 Sipping away on their heavenly dope
 Scratchin' the hatch with some sisters in Lapsus
 Enter on fours, through ones we can't dance on
 Surrender yourself dolls, get down on your knees
 Open the flappers, let's rumble the keys!
 Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
 Am I low enough yet daddy? (No no no)
 Am I low enough daddy?
 Well alight! Give me two alleluias and an amen
 Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
 Am I low enough yet daddy? (No no no)
 Am I low enough daddy? (Whoowhee!)
 Two alleluia's and an amen (Let's break free)
 Up, up, up in perch we'll be squeaky swingin'
 Standin' on edge just a pidgeon wingin'
 Down in the boiler with jitterin puff
 Loosen the collar right up to the scruff
 Swallow your bread high, down on the make out
 Remember the garden, the twig, and the snake now
 Fiddle the humbugs and howlock the pooch
 Feel for a swallow of heavenly hooch
 Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
 Am I low enough yet daddy? (No no no)
 Am I low enough daddy? (Mm-hmm!)
 Give me lordy oh lordy hey lordy my lord!
 Am I low enough daddy? (No no)
 Am I low enough yet daddy (No no no)
 Am I low enough daddy? (Uh-huh!)
 Lordy oh lordy hey lordy my lord!
 Swing!