I Heart California

One-a, Two-a, Three-a, Four-a
 I am California... yeah?
 Ice tea in my hair
 Drugs fall out of diaper bags
 As midwesterners stare
 I am California
 Long walks on the 5
 Truck stops and the symphony
 And I'll be here when I die
 I heart California... I love California
 I heart California
 I heart California... I love California
 I heart California
 I am California... yeah?
 And you're a Leicestershire
 I'm citrus and summertime
 And you're haggis and cider
 I am California... yeah?
 The warm friendlier skies
 Fake tits and the symphony
 And I'll be here when I die
 I heart California... I love California
 I heart California
 I heart California... I love California
 I heart California
 I heart California... I love California
 I heart California
 I heart California... I love California