Such A Saint

She digs holes in Heaven and then laughs
 When I catch a glimpse from way down here
 I'm crawling up the lamp post like a worm
 She flips the switch and leaves me blind
 And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, reprieve me
 And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, don't leave me
 I have been an ornament for hoods
 And I've been the driver of a car
 But now, I've left the driving up to her
 And she does not know or care where we are
 And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, reprieve me
 And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, don't leave me
 She and Joan of Arc, were having lunch
 Today down at the Blue Room
 She told Joan, she'd like some barbecue
 Then laughed, as Joan began to cry
 And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, reprieve me
 And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, don't leave me
 And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, reprieve me
 And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that
 If you're such a saint, don't leave me