Bird In A Box

I'm not a free lunch box car parked in the seat
 dead-end streetcar of desire caught by the tailpiece
 I'm a jiffy pop tarts are bad for your teen-aged beef
 There's a mando-Linda Evans talking on the
 phone call a Porter Wagoner tailor-made underwear
 every dog has his Dayton Ohio Hitler
 says to button your fly Tijuana place a Bette Midler
 Oh drop dead lock stock and bugle coral reefer man
 every Marlon Brando gave him a great big handstand
 what a lumpy Guy lumbago embargo fish pants
 Is there a Groucho Marxist doctrine in the
 house calls about a lost set of Keystone cops out
 the same way you came in through the bathroom wind-
 oh look! a rock'n'roller skate and all skate slowly
 Hey man a T-bone state of the aren't
 you gonna finish your bird in a box
 Hey man your witness to the stand still
 shoulder to shoulder the burden a box
 Hey man and even Colonel Sanders' daddy
 was a Thunderbird in a box
 Loose tooth three of a perfect paradiced onions cheese
 and beans from another planeteri gargoyle change
 every two thousand smiled at
 Linda Evans called again singing happy birthmark