Candy May

Candy May
 I think I'm dying
 Yeah, 'cause I'm frail, and I'm tired
 And I constantly complain about the pain I'm in
 But Candy May
 She knows me better, yes, she knows my ways
 She has seen me naked, she knows I'm packing heat
 She has a way of saying "baby, come to me" complete
 She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
 Got me stuck and I want to stay
 But I never wanted to look shocked
 Down the barrel of a broken heart
 So I live with a deep regret
 Of all I do on the internet
 And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
 She's a brown on her doily frills
 She loves me still
 Sweetest eyes
 So dark and shining
 They see a shadow in their vision
 Then it fades and then it dies, sweetest eyes
 But Candy May
 Don't think I'm lying
 I got a flavor in my mouth, it never truly goes away
 That's Candy May
 So when you see me and Candy May
 And we're walking down the street at a mean pace
 And she is crying out, "You f'n lonely man"
 "You worthless piece of shit"
 "You all wouldn't understand"
 'Cause Candy May
 I know she loves me in her own true way
 You call it as you see it, you think you know the score
 But you just never had a girl like Candy May before
 She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
 Got me stuck and I want to stay
 But I never wanted to look shocked
 Down the barrel of a broken heart
 So I live with a deep regret
 Of all I do on the internet
 And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
 She's a brown on her doily frills
 She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
 Got me stuck and I want to stay
 But I never wanted to look shocked
 Down the barrel of a broken heart
 So I live with a deep regret
 Of all I do on the internet
 And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
 She's a brown on her doll with frills
 She's my sweet, sweet Candy May
 Got me stuck and I want to stay
 But I never wanted to look shocked
 Down the barrel of a broken heart
 So I live with a deep regret
 Of all I do on the internet
 And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
 She's a brown on her doily frills
 She loves me still