It's a Bore

H: Look at all the captivating fascinating things there are to do
 G: Name two.
 H: Look at all the pleasures of the myriad of treasures we have got
 G: Like what?
 H: Look at Paris in the spring
 when each solitary thing
 is more beautiful than ever before!
 You can hear every tree almost saying "Look at me!"
 G: What color are the trees?
 H: Green!
 G: What color were they last year?
 H: Green!
 G: And next year?
 H: Green!
 G: It's a bore!
 H: Don't you marvel at the power
 of the mighty Eiffel Tower
 knowing there it will remain evermore?
 Climbing up to the sky over 90 stories high
 G: How many stories?
 H: 90
 G How many yesterday?
 H: 90
 G: And tomorrow?
 H: 90
 G: It's a bore!
 H: The River Seine!
 G: All it can do is flow
 H: But think of wine!
 G: It's red or white
 H: But think of girls!
 G: It's either yes or no
 and if it's no or if it's yes
 it simply couldn't matter less!
 H: But think of a race
 with your horse in seventh place
 Then he suddenly begins and he catches up
 and wins - with a roar!
 G: It's a bore!
 H: Don't you dream, for Heaven's sake?
 G: Dreaming bores me wide awake!
 H: Life's a gay romantic fling!
 G: If you like that sort of thing
 H: It's intriguing!
 G: It's fatiguing!
 H: It's a game!
 G: It's the same dull world wherever you go
 whatever place you are at
 The earth is round but everything on it is flat
 H: Don't tell me Venice has no lure
 G: Just a town without a sewer
 H: The Leaning Tower I adore!
 G: Indecision is a bore!