Christmas Wish

This year, instead of movies or a motorcycle please
 There's just one thing that I want under the tree
 I'm just asking you for the single perfect girl of my dreams
 Like an angel who is five-eight and divine
 If she plays hard to get then that will be just fine
 Because I'll call the tooth fairy and ask her for some advice
 If Santa Claus comes through this year
 I'll have my dream girl, only she'll be real
 It may seem like I play my video games all the time
 It's just because I don't have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
 But grant me a Christmas wish
 A pair of red lips for me to kiss
 Under this mistletoe that's hanging here
 Now I, I understand you've gotta give to get
 I promise you that I did not forget
 Gotta leave some milk and cookies out for her tonight
 I hope that she will come down the chimney
 And when she's standing there all dirty and ashy
 I'll offer her a shower and I will lay out a towel
 If Santa Claus comes through this year
 I'll have my dream girl, only she'll be real
 It may seem like I play my video games all the time
 It's just because I don't have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
 But grant me a Christmas wish
 A pair of red lips for me to kiss
 Under this mistletoe that's hanging here
 Excuse me, you are out of hot water
 Got all this soot off but now I'm really cold
 This power rangers towel is faded at best and
 I think your drainpipe is growing mold
 You know Christmas girlfriends only
 stick around for just a day or two
 You've got less than twenty hours now
 to prove your love for me is true.
 I could really see a future for us both
 I feel ready to walk aisles and take oaths
 I wish she wouldn't have to disappear at midnight
 It may seem like I play my video games all the time
 It's just because I don't have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
 But grant me a Christmas wish
 A pair of red lips for me to kiss
 Under this mistletoe thatss hanging here
 Don't leave at midnight