World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life

Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
 I'm meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
 My cell phone is ringing and it's probably my girl
 I let it go to voicemail cause I've entered the World
 Listen, I don't wanna nag you but
 you've gotta stop playing this game
 you've been walking around as that stupid cow
 for the past eleven days
 I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
 He said he loved me and I thought it would last
 We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting
 He never calls back he is too busy raiding
 I hate that stupid game
 I don't have a problem I feel totally fine
 but I've just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
 My cow might look stupid but he's an engineer
 how could you not love him with all his epic gear
 With level 450 cooking
 and level 450 fishing
 Baby I don't wanna be a pest
 but you haven't showered in a week
 you've been running around a made up town
 for at least a thousand days
 I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
 He said he loved me and I thought it would last
 We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting
 He never calls back he is too busy raiding
 I hate that stupid game
 What happened to you honey
 you've hit a new low
 all the gold you farm in your game
 couldn't buy me a rose
 but baby I am telling you
 I'll quit after tonight
 after tonight