I Cannot Lie

I fancied myself a poet today
 And lo
 I Took a yard
 I'm always seeing ambulance backwards
 And for that I pedal New York City
 I ate raisins at Columbus Circle
 I thought about the military
 Oh, I cannot lie
 Upon moving the chain caught my pant-leg
 I know
 I know
 I can be a bit ruddy
 Thoughts were infinite varied repeating
 I think I was almost happy
 No sex
 my wounds were opened
 Blood-in-shitinand-vast-whale-but-drumming
 Oh, i cannot lie
 Through public hallways, a memory amused me
 Once I slipped on a banana peel
 Lords' honest truth
 Jolie was there
 How marvelous self-amusement
 Then, later by the water
 tired, I reflected upon the splendid day just had
 I cannot lie
 I'm always seeing ambulance backwards
 I'm always seeing ambulance backwards
 I'm always seeing ambulance backwards
 I'm always seeing ambulance backwards