Archie, Marry Me

You've expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony
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 You've student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony
 We spend our days locked in a room, content inside a bubble
 And in the nighttime we go out and scour the streets for trouble
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
 
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
 During the summer, take me sailing out on the Atlantic
 I won't set my sights on other seas, there is no need to panic
 So, honey, take me by the hand, and we can sign some papers
 Forget the invitations, floral arrangements, and bread makers
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
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 Too late to go out
 Too young to stay in
 They're talking about
 Us living in sin
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
 Hey, hey
 Marry me, Archie
 Hey, hey
 A-R-C-H-I-E, hey