Perfect Wife

I sat down to watch the game
 My wife came in
 She'd found my cocaine
 
 I tore out her eyes
 Now she can't find my supplies
 Or much else
 
 Oh, what a Perfect Wife
 Love of my life
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 She sang along to CCR
 I smashed her face into the VCR
 I choked her until her tongue was hanging
 Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
 
 Oh, what a tasteless wife
 Love of my
 Don't say word my darling
 I know how you feel
 It's been years since I have looked at you this way
 And if I've hurt you
 Please forgive me
 Love makes you do funny things
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 Her playing the piano
 Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
 
 I took her little fingers
 As a souvenir of her playing
 
 Oh, what a talented wife
 Love of my life
 
 Coming home from work one day
 My wife had found a new way to rig the door
 
 Shotgun pointed towards me
 Trigger pulled
 My body lying on the floor
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 Oh, what a talented wife
 And the last thing she said to me was
 Don't say a word my darling
 I know how you feel
 It's been years since I have looked at you this way
 And if I've hurt you
 Please forgive me
 Love makes you do funny things