I Am A Pizza

I am a pizza
 (I am a pizza)
 With extra cheese
 (With extra cheese)
 From tomatoes
 (From tomatoes)
 Sauce is squeezed
 (Sauce is squeezed)
 Onions and mushrooms
 (Onions and mushrooms)
 Oregano
 (Oregano)
 I am a pizza
 Please take me home
 Oh, I am a pizza
 (I am a pizza)
 With pepperoni
 (With pepperoni)
 No anchovies
 (No anchovies)
 Or phony bologna
 (Or phony bologna)
 I am a pizza
 (I am a pizza)
 Ordered by phone
 (Ordered by phone)
 I am a pizza
 Please take me home
 Now in French
 Je suis une pizza
 (Je suis une pizza)
 Avec du fromage
 (Avec du fromage)
 Beaucoup de sauce
 (Beaucoup de sauce)
 Des tomatoes
 (Des tomatoes)
 Des oignons, des champignons
 (Des oignons, des champignons)
 Epices melangees
 (Epices melangees)
 Je suis une pizza
 Prete a manger
 Oh, I am a pizza
 (I am a pizza)
 Peppers on top
 (Peppers on top)
 Out of the oven
 (Out of the oven)
 Into the box
 (Into the box)
 Into the car and
 (Into the car and)
 Upside down
 (Upside down)
 I am a pizza
 Dropped on the ground
 Oh, no
 I was a pizza
 (I was a pizza)
 I was the best
 (I was the best)
 I was a pizza
 Now I'm a mess