Hitchin' a Ride

Hey, mister, where you headed?
 Are you in a hurry?
 Need a lift to happy hour? Said, "Oh, no"
 Do you brake for distilled spirits?
 I need a break as well
 The well that inebriates the guilt
 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
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 Cold turkey's gettin' stale
 Tonight, I'm eatin' crow
 Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
 There's a drought at the fountain of youth
 And I'm dehydrated
 My tongue is swellin' up, I say
 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
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 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie, yeah
 Troubled times, you know I cannot lie, yeah
 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
 Hitchin' a ride
 Hitchin' a ride
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go
 Don't know where to go