Loudest Stereo

This stupid slut brought me home last night
 I robbed her after I got laid
 I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
 I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
 I'm crankin' Anal Cunt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe
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 Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
 I've got the loudest stereo on the block
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 Loudest stereo on the block [x2]
 My stereo's so fucking loud the old people moved away
 All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay
 All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock
 I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock
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 I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out
 My game of black jack's a nine and twelve year old putting out
 I don't wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases
 All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases
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 [Backing Vocals Performed by: Jim Crow (Vaginal Jesus & Mudoven), Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh]