Bless My Heart

Listen here honey, I know you mean well
 But that southern drawl don't cover up the smell
 Of your sweet little goody-goody
 Spoiled rotten daddy's girl act
 Your two-faced trash talkin' tongue might as well be an axe
 Cause you cut down anything you don't understand
 Anybody who interferes with your plans
 Of riding that high horse on to victory
 I know you ain't that blonde
 So don't you play dumb with me
 You'd knock a girl down
 So you could feel tall
 You'd burn Cinderella's dress
 So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
 You're a beauty mark on the human race
 And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
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 It's evolution honey, and in case you didn't know
 The more you learn, the more you grow
 When you're livin' in a bubble
 You can bet that it's bound to burst
 You're gonna pay for every time you didn't put the greater good first
 You'd knock a girl down
 So you could feel tall
 You'd burn Cinderella's dress
 So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
 You're a beauty mark on the human race
 And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
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 Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
 Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
 Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
 Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
 Judge not lest ye be judged
 Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of
 You'd knock a girl down
 So you could feel tall
 You'd burn Cinderella's dress
 So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
 You're a beauty mark on the human race
 And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
 If you bless my heart I'll slap your face