High Noon in Killvillie - Alternate Version

Bruce and Ed and I walked into Old Pappy's Foodmart
 Bruce and Ed were brothers and they were not very smart
 But I needed some men fast to help me with this one big score
 Then I'd never have to rob another grocery store
 Fill the bag with money I said to the cashier
 Fill the bag with money honey and we'll get out of here
 But somebody tripped the alarm and then all hell broke loose
 The bag boy he pulled out a gun and blew a hole through Bruce
 Ed caught the bag boy in the chest with both barrels from his twelve
 The bag boy flew back twenty feet into the produce shelf
 That was for my brother Ed shouted through his tears
 Now we faced the electric chair instead of 15 years
 I grabbed that bag of money and I headed for the door
 I didn't wanna die in some stinking grocery store
 But the parking lot was already crawlin' thick with cops
 That what you get when you rob a store 'round the corner from the donut shop
 Sheriff Big dick Turner he was runnin' the whole show
 He said throw your guns down come on out boys let them people go
 You boys don't stand a chance your little heist has failed
 But I knew Big dick Turner and we'd never reach his jail
 Ed looked up through the window just to see what was going on
 A bullet pierced his forehead and the back of Ed's head was gone
 The cashiers they were screaming Ed's brains were everywhere
 It seemed Big dick was right there was no gettin' out of there
 A car pulled up some folks got out it was my mom and dad
 My daddy yelled out kid you're the worst son I ever had
 You're really in it this time you're really in it deep
 I hope they blow your brains out you good for nothing creep
 Sheriff Big dick Turner yelled get 'em out of here
 And I sent the cashier to the stock room to bring me back some beer
 The family plan had failed plan B was coming soon
 I was starring in my very own Dog Day Afternoon
 Then they brought a woman out my true love Madeline
 She left me seven months before and I hadn't seen her since
 She left me for the bouncer at the bowling alley bar
 She left him two weeks later for some guy who sold used cars
 She said Franky please come out of there you're in an awful jam
 Franky please come out of there and we can start again
 While you're away in prison I will wait faithfully
 Franky I do love you please come on out for me
 Well I knew that she was lying 'cause she never told the truth
 I knew that I would get the chair they'd never let me loose
 But for my true love Madeline I threw my gun out on the ground
 I hollered Big dick Turner I'm coming out please don't cut me down
 Well they didn't give me death, they gave me 60 years
 So I think it's safe to say that I'll be dying in here
 And Madeline and Big dick Turner they're the hottest thing in town
 I was a love sick fool when I had the chance
 I should've shot them down.
 I should've shot them down.