Best Friend for Hire

I couldn't help but notice that you're sitting alone
 And it's been 20 minutes since you looked up from your phone
 Do you think that you can use a new friend
 Cause I sure can
 Uhm, I'm offering
 Well, I can make you soup when your throat is sore and
 I have a lot of movies so we'll never get bored
 I think I'm interesting enough to hold a conversation as long as it's not about sports
 I'm not really close with a lot of people and well
 It doesn't take a lot for me to open up as you can tell
 I think you're cool and I think I'm weird so we'll get along pretty well
 I'll stick around until the very end
 I can be your very best friend
 Or something
 You can tell me secrets that I'll never share
 And I'll give you advice on how to cut your hair
 But don't ever let me tell you what to wear
 Cause I have a really bad fashion sense
 I'm not really close with a lot of people you see
 I don't like to refrain from being real, from being me
 But you seem nice and I'm kinda funny so we'll make a really good team
 I'll stick around until the very end
 And I can be your very best friend
 If you want that