Paradise Café

Well now everything is rosy
 And the money's so well spent
 This kind of education
 Is worth every cent
 When your momma pays the tuition
 And your dadddy pays the rent
 You could learn a lot in college
 Although you never went
 Now you ain't that funny
 And you ain't that smart
 But you become a model student
 When you step up to the bar
 They're drinking their life away
 At the paradise cafe
 Talking with nothing to say
 At the paradise cafe
 Daddy's money spends real good
 And he's spent a lot today
 At the paradise cafe
 The neon pink flamingo
 Shines down on one and all
 Lights up the drunken schoolgirl
 As she bounces of the wall
 To the slurred shouts of college boys
 Who'll soon be at the wheel
 It's an awful lot to deal with
 Just to get a decent meal
 Now you ain't that funny
 And you ain't that smart
 But you become a model student
 When you step up to the bar
 They're drinking their life away
 At the paradise cafe
 Talking with nothing to say
 At the paradise cafe
 Daddy's money spends real good
 And he's spent a lot today
 At the paradise cafe