Debbie

So I shook hands with you freely
 Made a promise not to clean the slate
 And I didn't need you 'til melody
 Drew a line between love and hate
 And I know I can be self righteous
 And we both like to stretch the truth
 But there's never been a song or a melody
 That reminds me less of you
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 Hey there, hey there
 Debbie down, Debbie down, Debbie down
 Hey there, hey there
 Debbie down, Debbie down, Debbie down
 And I felt my head exploding
 So I left it beside the road
 In the tall grass where all the deer despair
 At the thought of being stuffed in my home
 And first we were antisocial
 'Til we tried hibernating through
 All the seasons where you dye your hair
 In a failed attempt on blue
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 Said the fibber to the snake
 There's an opportunist dude
 Watch his mouth it's open wide
 And he's trying not to eat you
 Said the fibber to the snake
 There's an opportunist dude
 Watch his mouth it's open wide
 And he's trying not to eat you
 Said the fibber to the snake
 There's an opportunist dude
 Watch his mouth it's open wide
 And he's trying not to eat you
 Hey there, hey there
 Debbie down, Debbie down, Debbie down
 Hey there, hey there
 Debbie down, Debbie down, Debbie down