Screamin' for Ice Cream

Red is green
 Blue is slightly less blue
 When I see rainbows it isn't half as cool
 Don't ask me about the Boston Red Sox
 To me they're just another team
 And the flags in town for gay pride is a jumble in my mind
 Cause I'm living color blind like a hippie canine
 Yeah I'm color blind and that's just fine
 One fish, two fish, grey fish, slightly less grey fish
 Sam I Am says he doesn't want grey eggs and ham
 Watching little kid shows like the Wiggles is a nightmare
 And the cops won't let me drive cause I keep running the red light
 Alright seriously guys I just said it at the beginning of the song
 Red is green and blue is slightly less blue
 I can't tell the difference of the colors
 Guys you're seriously gonna make me do this?
 I'm really, alright never mind I'm getting ahead of myself
 Cause I'm living color blind like a hippie canine
 Yeah I'm color blind and that's just fine
 And twister is a nightmare