Sniffin' Time

I smell like beef
 I smell like beef
 I smell like thirty thousand skunks done left streak marks on a bath towel
 I smell like beef
 I smell like beef
 I smell like I just went head first into a river of pee
 I smell like beef
 (Sniffin, sniffin, sniffin) I smell like a wet dog
 (Sniffin, sniffin, sniffin) Like sewage in your lawn
 (Sniffin, sniffin, sniffin) Don't sniff around me
 (Sniffin, Sniffin) SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
 I smell like beef
 I smell like beef
 I smell like dirty, rotten, freezer burnt, 100% American beef
 I smell like beef
 And I pity the fool who sits close to me 'cause I smell like beef
 (Sniffin, sniffin, sniffin) I smell like a wet dog
 (Sniffin, sniffin, sniffin) Like sewage in your lawn
 (Sniffin, sniffin, sniffin) Don't sniff around me
 (Sniffin, Sniffin) SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF