Juliet

She's an angel in the hallway, in the stands, and at the mall.
 I see her everywhere I go, she don't see me at all.
 I serenade her cell phone but I never hit send.
 I'd ask for some advice, but I don't have any friends.
 I am the one on IM with the 37 names.
 Tonight its Captain Elvis. Lately he's been on his game.
 I'm taking up karate and I'm saving for a tat.
 'Cause anyone who's anyone knows girls are into that.
 [Chorus:]
 SHE'S SO COLD, FREEZING LIKE DISCO
 OUTLOOK IS SO-SO, ROMEO
 I'M BURNING, COVERED IN BLISTERS
 WISH I COULD KISS HER, JULIET, JULIET
 She's the picture of perfection, I'm a legend in my mind.
 They say that only fools rush in. Well, I'm the first in line.
 I'm working on my battle plan and wishing on a star
 But I doubt that she'd go out with me 'cause I don't have a car
 That I can drive around in circles.
 Does she love me, does she not?
 Either way it doesn't matter 'cause I'm giving it a shot.
 It's not like if she shoots me down, it's headline breaking news
 'Cause I may be a loser, but I don't have much to lose.
 Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare.
 [Chorus x2]
 I know who she is, and I know who I'm not
 And I know what it takes and it's not what I got.
 But if you start from the heart and you end with a smile,
 Miracles happen every once and while.
 She's so cold, freezing like disco,
 Outlook is so-so.
 [Chorus]
 Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare.