Llama In My Living Room

My neighbour's knocking and I open carefully
 He looks a bit like Ronnie Jeremy
 He's screaming at me "Damn you little Albatross!"
 While he smells like chips and Calvados
 He said, "What the hell is going on
 What is that goddamn growl?
 That ain't no sound of Rock 'n' Roll"
 I said, "I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show
 That might be good for you to know"
 So I brought him inside
 Don't know why
 But then suddenly he just passed out
 I thought well, alright
 Can't deny
 That I got a llama in my living room
 A llama in my living room
 A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
 Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
 A llama in my living room
 
 I got a
 A llama in my living room
 
 I got a
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 A llama in my living room
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 A llama in my living room
 
 I saw my little neighbour shaking on the floor
 I've never seen a man like that before
 He didn't even make it through my kitchen door
 He must have thought it was a dinosaur
 Then he opened up his eyes screaming, "I'ma kill that thing!"
 Then his big arm started to swing
 I tried to calm him down, told him, "Take it easy now
 It's just my llama named Chow Chow"
 Then he raced up, he said, "What?"
 I said, "I'm sorry but I just can't stop"
 Now you know what
 What I got
 That I got a llama in my living room
 A llama in my living room
 A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
 Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
 A llama in my living room
 
 I got a
 A llama in my living room
 
 I got a
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 A llama in my living room
 A llama in my living room